The fence they climb is the one nobody's watching
Keith Keith

The fence they climb is the one nobody's watching

The back of a property is the most common way into a Victorian home. When the Crime Statistics Agency looked at point of entry (April 2014 to March 2015), 24.4% of residential burglaries came through the back, compared with 19.9% through the front. Anti-climb spikes turn the back fence from an easy step over into slow, awkward work, and that's usually all it takes for someone to move on. We fit them across Melbourne from $149, with signs included and quotes from a photo.

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They don't steal the car in the driveway. They come inside for the keys
Keith Keith

They don't steal the car in the driveway. They come inside for the keys

In Melbourne, the car is usually not stolen from the driveway. The offender comes into the house, takes the keys off a hook or a bench, and drives it away. Victoria Police recorded 31,851 motor vehicle thefts in Victoria in the year ending 31 March 2026, the highest since 2001-02, and say up to 40 per cent of stolen cars are taken using key cloning technology — which leaves a large share taken with the owner's own keys. In a Crime Stoppers Victoria and Victoria Police campaign using March 2025 data, eight in ten aggravated burglaries across Victoria were either through an unlocked door or window, or were abandoned once the offender found the home locked. The fix is mostly free: lock the side door, lock the internal garage door, and move the keys out of sight of any window or door.

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The mould argument has a one-sentence answer
Keith Keith

The mould argument has a one-sentence answer

In Victoria, mould or damp caused by or related to the building structure is the rental provider's responsibility. Consumer Affairs Victoria lists it as an urgent repair, which must be fixed immediately, and freedom from it is one of the 15 minimum standards a rental property must meet. Mould from condensation and everyday living is not on that list. But adequate ventilation is a separate minimum standard, and a property that does not meet a minimum standard is itself on the urgent repairs list, so a bathroom without adequate ventilation is the property failing, and it is urgent. From 13 October 2026, rental providers must be able to show records that the property met the standards.

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One in seven didn't have to break anything
Keith Keith

One in seven didn't have to break anything

The Crime Statistics Agency's most recent published breakdown of how burglars enter Victorian homes covers the year ending December 2018. In it, a forced or broken door accounted for 23.6% of entry methods, and an unlocked or open door for 13.7% — roughly one break-in in seven where nothing had to be forced at all. Doors were the point of entry in 40.9% of residential burglaries, more than any other route. For the year ending 31 March 2026, released 18 June 2026, aggravated home burglaries across Victoria fell 19.9%, though they sit about 23% above where they were three years ago. The cheapest thing you can do about any of this costs nothing: lock the door behind you.

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The rental taskforce is now permanent. What changes if you own one property, not fifty.
Keith Keith

The rental taskforce is now permanent. What changes if you own one property, not fifty.

Victoria's Renting Taskforce became a permanent part of Consumer Affairs Victoria on 6 September 2026, with additional inspectors and lawyers. In its first two years it assessed more than 2,600 cases, inspected more than 600 properties and issued 130 infringements totalling over $900,000. From 13 October 2026, rental providers must also be able to show records that a property met the 14 minimum standards. If you own one or two properties, the practical step is to confirm what is on file for each one now.

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